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The BANSHEE Bayonet! πŸ”ͺ

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Introducing the all new BANSHEE Bayonet! The newest addition to CMMG‘s growing line of accessories!

Whatever the situation, always have an extra knife on hand with the BANSHEE Bayonet!

The Zombie Apocalypse has started and you didn’t stock up on enough ammo to keep your BANSHEE fed? Don’t worry, the BANSHEE Bayonet will help you take out a few more of those undead pests!

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26 COMMENTS

  1. ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!! As a retired marine I believe I speak for all my brothers and sisters when I say, HOW Could you tease us like this! Not only did you give use false hope that you actually came out with a model that has the Holy force multiplier, but you wasted a good meal on your joke. DO you know how many hungry marines in the field out there that could have used that tasty glue as a SNACK!!!!!

  2. I really like my Banshee, but I have a manufacturing issue with it. I've sent you guys 5 emails over the past 2 weeks, and none have been answered. For a company selling weapons of this high of quality and cost… you really need a hotline for customers that need repair. I'm really starting to regret my purchase. I sincerely hope that the right people see this and reach out.

  3. The real April Fool's joke would be sending everyone the rifles they ordered πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…! April Fools

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