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10 Reasons Why An AR 15 is Better Than Your In Laws

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Are you fed up with your in-laws giving you unwanted advice, judging your fashion choices, and the endless nagging about buying into a timeshare or investing in a pyramid scheme? Then look no further than the AR 15: America’s most badass rifle! Our latest video gives you 10 Reasons Why AR 15s are Better Than Your In-Laws. We’ll show you why ditching your in-laws for some good old-fashioned range time with your trusty AR might just be the best decision you make during the holiday season. So take a break from the family drama and enjoy the show!

00:00 Introduction
00:52 Join Our Church
02:42 Love Life
03:50 Judge Your Cloths
04:43 Cant Upgrade Your In Laws
05:34 Asking You For Money
07:00 Cant Take Your In Laws Anywhere
08:06 Your Taste in Movies Or Music
09:26 No Sibling Comparison
10:34 Parenting Advice
12:01 Outro

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  3. You don't have to choose between Church and firearms. After all just here in Texas we had an AR15 stop an utter massacre that the USAF enabled. Not much better was the murder of 5 police officers in Dallas because the US Army discharged a sexual predator rather than charge him and give him a dishonorable discharge and force him to buy illegally. Unfottunately three of the victims were Hispanic but the shooter believed them to be white. Then there was the murder spree at a South Fort Worth Church which killed and injured 7 each. It was not lost then on a nearby White Settlement Church where designated members stopped a massacre dead in its tracks. Just part of the joke… The only thing better than an AR is a legally unregistered AR.

  4. AR 15 will never say (1) you are not good enough for their daughter; (2) you're a complete loser (until you hit the lottery, of course); or (3) you should just die.

  10. Dang, guess I'm fortunate that I actually like my family and in-laws.
    My in-laws are like, "Let's go to the range and play ELK!" ELK is like HORSE, but with interactive targets at the .22 rimfire range, and it's shorter, because HORSE would take forever with our shooting skills. You call out a target, shoot it, then everyone else has to hit it. Anyone whom misses gets an "E." Further misses get "L," then "K," and that person is out. Game continues until one person is left. Goddamn, Christmas with the in-laws is fun! Followed by boozy eggnog and torturing the neighbors with drunken dirty lyric caroling. Life is good!

    Oh, and yes, "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie because it takes place on Christmas Eve, and John McClain must save Christmas from the gay long-hair Eastern European terrorists. Anyone who says guns don't belong in Christmas movies is wrong; "A Christmas Story" is the best Christmas movie of all time, and the whole thing is about a boy getting his first pew-pew. Doesn't get more wholesome and American than that.

  28. 1) John travels to LA for the holidays to end up at his wife’s office Christmas party.
    2) Christmas rap music in limo
    3) Ho Ho Ho
    4) the end credits soundtrack is a Christmas tune.

    Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

  38. The only valid argument against Die Hard being a Christmas movie is that it being around Christmas time isn't central to the plot. The villains' plan did depend on picking a time when the building was mostly empty but Takagi (senior executive) was there. It turned out he wasn't necessary to their plan but they did still need a significant number of hostages to make their blowing the roof ruse work. A top floor Christmas party does fit that requirement well, however and I vote that Die Hard IS a Christmas movie as they do go out of their way to lean into the season with music and other creative choices.

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